World Cup Team Announced
Dont be surprised to look at the team..
There's nothing that this team can do, all are a bunch of Eunuchs, nobody is really interested in winning the World Cup either.
Sachin Tendulkar-> Too busy complaining about pitches/balls keeping low/tennis elbow, other injuries
Rahul Dravid-> Nobody is working, why should I?
Robin Uthappa->Wants to make a mark, can go to any extent(hitting can be dangerous)
Virender Sehwag->Leave aside world cup, i want to play my cricket, getting out for a duck doesn't matter, nobody takes up team's cause, why should I?
Irfan Pathan-> World cup doesn't matter, the only thing that matters is the place in the side. Who thinks of the team anyways?
Anil Kumble-> Don't ask me to improve my fielding, I am a good bowler and that's what matters.........
Sourav Ganguly->I'll play my part, that's it, let the captain and coach think of the World Cup
Mahendra Singh Dhoni-> I want to be like Gilchrist. So even Australians can endorse me to do advertising campaigns there.
Dinesh Karthick-> Doesn't match up to the scale required.
Harbhajan Singh-> I can't bat sensibly at all, I'll go and hit out at everything even if 5 runs are required of 20 balls, and i am the last batsman.
S Sreesanth-> I got a five wicket haul in South Africa against them, I am on top of the world, no body can hit my bowling and i'll continue to get wickets for another 2 years(do you call this over confidence???)
Munaf Patel-> Got sting, but no real intent on doing anything, except playing his own part, what's the definition of team. By the way, don't ask me to touch the cricket bat at all, and i cannot field, take it for granted.
Zaheer Khan-> BIGGEST HOPE, but can he do everything on his own.
Yuvraj singh-> SECOND BIGGEST HOPE.
Ajit Agarkar-> Has he ever accomplished his line and length for 3 overs at a stretch????????
So, in effect, playing 2 players is equivalent to playing 11 or for that matter, all 15 selected for the trophy. If we ever get a chance to even snare at the trophy, that would be only when Rahul Dravid will be the skipper of the cleaning/maintenance team, only then he can see or even touch the trophy.
World cup is the event in which every country sends their best foot forward.
We are sending our worst
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1 comments:
I wrote my heart out in disappointment today, and came across this post of yours. I have linked to it from my post, which you might want to take a look at - its really my own way of dealing with what happened and looking forward.
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